Hintonburner (feat. Jesse Dangerously)

from March Hawk by Jacob Earl

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Walk up the hill
If you wanna stick around
Just take the blue pill

All the dreams
You have yet to fulfil
But i'm gentrifying your borough,

My blood is the blood
That's gonna spill
When the fine young cannibals
Move in for the kill

Fresh page-turner
Eat up your meat
You're a fool, fast learner

Famished and furnished for a
Front page spread
Garnished, condiments
In your bed

I am the teacher,
I am the best
At least, this side
Of Wellington West

Walk the dog
Buy a fat cat
Ride your boss hog
To the laundromat

Equally cursed and blessed
Stay, my pet;
Be my guest

Clean up the spill
Built to last;
Trained to kill

All the nightmares
Keeping you up all night
Up the endless flight of stairs
Keep to the right

You'll find that the diners
Are full of rude diners
And nothing is finer
Than a fast food fight

Always tip your server
Eat up your meat
'Til you get even curvier

Sated for once
By the salty spread
Your stomach is still
Smaller than your head

I am the preacher
I am the choir
Get to the basilica
Your pants are on fire

Feel the heat
Of the deep fat fryer
Bellow out the news,
You're the town crier

Keep the fires burning
Keep the fires burning

When the KFC closed
It left a vacancy
No posh joint could fill
panic in Mechanicsville

Stand still development
Elements of the land fill
Elephants of the graveyard
Coffee shops that take cards

Bicycle cops
Rifle through nice little shops
Where prices will drop
Not ever
Whether you like it or not

Vegan baby strollers
Strollers for vegan babies
Overachieving ladies
Doing Yoga in sleeping bags

Eating eggs Benedict
Reading magazines
On all the vagaries
And not one beggar seen

Items in boutiques
Find them and buy them
It's hide 'n seek

Put a little flag on your lawn
It's gone after Pride week

Heirloom cupcakes
We sell those in boxes
Next door to where the store
That sells cellphones for dogs is

Bridal shops gone Gothic
You want it you got it
Go get it, I buy it
Broke motherfuckers be quiet!



from March Hawk, released July 31, 2012
Addtional lyrics and vox by Jesse Dangerously.


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Jacob Earl Ottawa, Ontario

Independent DIY queer producer/songwriter/photog.

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